Mindless Ramblings Of A Teenage Fuck Nugget: First Day Back (Again)

Returned to school from being sick since Saturday. Found out my Geology teacher hadn’t marked me absent all week (sweet). Caught up on Web Design work. Listened to everyone talk about Kimbo’s knockout. Overheard aid chick talk about her distaste for alcohol. Overheard her bitchy friend for 10 minutes say it was the best thing ever. Overheard now bitchy aid chick dramatize about almost getting raped by creepy guy on a lawn. Spoiler, it was a joke. Overheard both bitchy chicks talk about getting chased by homeless people. Stopped overhearing, played music. Found out I was an assignment behind but conquered it. Something pleasant happened. Took notes about atoms in Geology. Talked about crazy Nazi experiments. Learned most research on Hypothermia came from Germans throwing Russian POWs out in the cold, bare naked. Learned about “Elasticity” in econ. Got excused from tomorrow’s test. Still felt sick, ears clogged, couldn’t hear. Found out I missed 6 days worth of math assignments during 3 days being gone (I’ll let you figure that out). Felt nice and snug in my new jacket. Listened to bitchy chick behind me complain about alcohol, listen to bitchy chick’s friend not complain about alcohol. Still listened to bitchy chicks complain about their boyfriends. Stopped listening, tried taking notes. No one excited for back to school night. Thought our Math teacher’s eccentric personality would convince their parents he’s gay (spoiler: it’s just a funny, high pitched voice). Got my picture taken by the teacher. So did everyone else. Mine was better. Went to Art. Finished my Penguin drawing, it looked better than the teacher’s. He won’t admit that though. Got caught texting. Passed off my iPhone as an iPod Touch, saved. Teacher had a menacing tone all period. Still doesn’t help that he looks like an Oblivion character. Used charcoal to draw a bike. Did make up work in the library for lunch. Welcomed back in English class. I’m somehow behind and caught up at the same time. Made me feel like I was in a shitty Lost episode. Wondered for half an hour if J. J. Abrams would surprise me by jumping from the ceiling. Read poem about crazy dude who thought about cats. Crazy dude apparently was obsessed with cat names. Day ended.

That is all.

Creativity And Expression

“You have no room for expressing yourself creatively in this class.” *chuckles* “First you learn my way of teaching then you can do whatever you want outside of class but right now, this is a dictatorship.”

-Art teacher on shading techniques that don’t work

Hippies And Styrofoam

“My neighbors started acting like hippies when they moved in and I always like to see how long they can keep it up because after a while you start to go off course then you get five kids and you’re like screw the styrofoam! Just dump it in the ocean!”

-Science teacher on hippy neighbors

Do You Want To Be A Senator?

Teacher: “Tanner, would you like to be our viking senator for this class?”
Me :”Not really but I know who would, uh, Brian would though. He was actually talking about it the other day. Brian the one with the bag, I don’t think he’s here today though.”
Teacher: “Brian, Brian oh would you like to be the viking senator? What, you don’t? Oh I see how it is, Tanner.”

Art Class

Nazi Zombies

“You can’t blame the emperor for everything, the emeperor isn’t going to say ‘Here, have some ammo’”

Science teacher on Nazi Zombies

Project Time

“We don’t have any notes today, we don’t have any homework today, what are we going to do? Project, yay!”

-Math

Glasses And Drugs

“There are only two reasons you would wear glasses inside; either you’re in the Matrix or you’re on drugs. Since you’re not in the Matrix you are by default on drugs. Now take those off.”

-Science class

Twitter, Do You Tweet?

“Does anybody know what Twitter is? Anyone at all? You guys don’t Tweet? C’mon!”

-Economy Class

Mindless Ramblings Of A Teenage Nothing: The First Tuesday

Stoner kid once again fascinated by computer’s ability to, well, compute. Aid for science class is yet another stoner, was fascinated with random rocks scattered around classroom. Random chick appeared out of nowhere and held a conversation us. Switched to talking about gas masks and putting up missing posters for a lost potato with an intricately carved face of Frankenstein. Realized how much I love my science class. Teacher lost Jar Jar Binks frisbee, was our hall pass. Was also a lid for a KFC bucket. Learned Orange County has more money than Belgium. However, we all like Belgian waffles. Teacher had flashback of taking vegetable oil shots, puked it up and slipped. Despite puking, he won Vegetable oil shot competition. Also won egg eating contest after downing 20 hard boiled eggs. Almost ran over a hooker in Las Vegas when visiting his friend. Area was so run down that no local pizza establishment within 15 miles would deliver to their location. Told more stories about him living in Montana. During snow storm saw two bums fighting, on return trip saw them making out. Used to own a 1973 VW with too many hippy stickers. Has a sticker on a car saying “all of god’s creations have a place next to mash potatoes.” Learned shading techniques from new art teacher. Day ended amusingly.

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Mindless Ramblings Of A Teenage Nothing: School Day The Second

Missed out on chance to go the Palladium. Woke up late and groggy following the previous night’s set list. Spent all day plotting a way to actually get to LA. Realized that my seat in economy class means everyone’s ass rubs against me. No more open seats to switch in to. Introduced ourselves in econ, half the class are douches right off the bat. One chick takes Jujitsu, college classes and a sport, most were stunned. Ironic event of the day, the bitchiest girl in the class complaining about me texting. Math teacher revealed his high pitched, slightly womanly voice but still humorous. Got a “free” lunch pass and felt triumphant. Feelings quickly diminished after finding out all lunch passes are free, regardless.

That is all.